Wobbles in the wardrobe about weight!

So, in my last post i naively said i would post  a picture of my "apron"!! But Jesus Christ i actually can't!! It would seem that i seldom look at myself side on, and consequently i have been quite deluded and delusional!!!!

On a positive note i did go through my wardrobe and it was a real eye opener in more than one way!! 

I will (since Craig doesn't read this) admit i have gone off the deep end at him because i have "nothing to wear"! I have also gone "mental" at him when he comments "you don't need any more clothes"!! I also,after writing my last post went on line and put several tops, dresses and trousers in my shopping bags at M&S, New Look & River Island.( I deleted after wardobegate)! So in fact it would appear i have a retail problem!

First item tried on!

Anyway here goes!! Here is a very scientific and shameful breakdown of my wardrobe!!!

Too Small

• 17 pairs of trousers
• 9 pairs of shorts
• 13 dresses
• 2 skirts
• 5 shirts
• 20 tops
• 4 jumpers

Mmm too small???

What i'm left with 

Bin

• 1 pair shorts
• 5 tops

Gave away

• 1 jumper

So, that's bad right?? You'd think i would have nothing left to wear? Wrong!!

I'm left with

• 8 pairs of trousers
• 2 pairs of shorts
• 13 dresses
• 1 skirt
• 2 shirts
• 16 tops
• 14 jumpers

I feel really quite disgusted with myself.WTF have i been doing?? Don't get me started on shoes!!! And when was the last fecking time i wore a dress!!!!

Anyway,since this is about moving forward and getting my s**t together, expect the following!!

1. Future posts about apron reduction ( i need to thing of some alliteration)
2. Yippee moments when i fit into the 16 unworn items in the "too small" pile!!!
3. No blogs about clothes buying ( although i did see a fabulous waistcoat yesterday)
4. Before and after photos, but only when there is a 'before' not a just 'now'!!